I found this when I logged onto the computer. So sweet.

Timestamp: 1406344912

I found this when I logged onto the computer. So sweet.

topclassbitchfromthefuture:

can i get a pack of marlboro lights 100s

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topclassbitchfromthefuture:

can i get a pack of marlboro lights 100s

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slimeeeman:

*puts a movie on for background noise*

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cute

dakota just left for work and we both said love you at the same time and it was probably the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

image

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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Timestamp: 1406104262

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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vinebox:

OH MY GOD

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geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

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geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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