If a guy wants to be with you, but says he’d prefer if you lost some weight first
Go get a burger
Come back with burger
Take a big ass bite infront of his face
And tell him “this burger has more meat, and it satisfies me better then you ever will.”
Then kick him in the balls and walk away.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators